Grape Blossom & Apple Tad

So, I'm babysitting the kids tonight and we were playing "House" in the backyard.  All of the sudden, my character got this huge backstory, so we decided to write it down.  95% of this story was dictated to me by Emily...age 6.  Here we go....

The Story of "Grape Blossom"  (That's me.)

I am 15 years old, turning 16 tomorrow.  But I got my drivers license a day early  It is illegal to wear piggy tails, but you can wear them if you want to, but you're breaking the law.

My first date is tomorrow, on my birthday.  We are going to have a surprise birthday party.  It's a costume party.  The boy is a very nice man.  He speaks with a British accent.  My moms is going to pick my boyfriend.  The boy has the same color of hair as me.  The boy has brown eyes.  The boy has white skin and he has freckles all over his body.  But he does not have piggy tails.  He does not have pony tails.  He does not like princesses, but he does like Justin Bieber.  He does not have hair clips.  He has short hair.  He does not have a bad attitude, but when Grape Blossom (that's me), has kids...he gets a bad attitude.  He does not have any princess dolls.  And then Grape Blossom will like him, and he will like her.  His name is Apple Tad.  He makes silly noises and candy pizza.  But he does not make Grape Blossom's pizza.

The End.

In case you were wondering what Apple Tad looks like, we drew a picture.  Well, actually...I drew the picture and then the girls colored while I was bathing George.  Emily would like me to point out that Apple Tad is, in fact, wearing make-up and lipstick.  Rebekah says that Apple Tad has a Justin Bieber attitude.  Whatever that means.

Okay, here is Apple Tad:

My future boyfriend, apparently.  Oy.