World's Largest Pumpkin

This is the time of year when we keep hearing all about the world's largest pumpkin.  Well, they are going to have it on Regis and Kelly this morning.  I can't help but wondering...what happens if they drop it?  I mean, it's got to be a major hassle to move that thing.  Right?  So, my question is...if something happens and the world's largest pumpkin gets dropped, do they investigate the owners of the world's 2nd largest pumpkin for suspicious behavior?  They really could have something to do with the demise of the largest pumpkin so they can get bumped up to the largest pumpkin.  Am I right?  I think I am.