Angela's Rambles: My Revised Dream Roles List

Sunday, May 27, 2012

My Revised Dream Roles List

Here is my revised and (mostly) realistic list of dream roles:

Winnifred in Once Upon a Mattress
Alice Beane in Titanic the Musical
Carrie Pipperidge in Carousel
Fruma Sarah in Fiddler on the Roof
Madame de la Grande Bouche in Beauty and the Beast
Adelaide in Guys and Dolls
Marmee in Little Women
Eulalie MacKechnie Shinn in The Music Man
Mother Abbess in The Sound of Music
Mrs. Meers in Thoroughly Modern Millie

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If Life gave lemons that size, I'd chuck them back in Life's face, rather than making lemonade!
-Angela (said after seeing a picture of a ginormous lemon)

He needs a Binky.
-Emily (when baby George started crying at the hospital)

Ooh In-fin-dih-tee...and beyond!!!
-Noah Witte (spelled how he says it!)

HOP, TWO, FWEE, FOUR! HOP, TWO, FWEE, FOUR!
-Emily (copying the nurses in "South Pacific".)

Go go gadget Grandma!
-Brian

I'm pretty sure George's first words are either going to be "Get off me!" or "Leave me alone!"
-Angela

So, the Terrestrial Kingdom is going to be like an eternal single's ward?
-Angela (or Shauna, or Lori...or all 3)

Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a fruit snack in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you had for breakfast.
-Emily

I've exceeded my quota of crazy today. Can I go home early?
-Angela (said to my boss)

I funny!
-Rebekah (age 21 months)

If that song is the "Oklahoma!" of The Taffetas, can I fall on my knife after it's over?
-Angela

Hey, I'm not the tent person in the family. I'm just the comic relief!
-Angela

You can only see Bugs Bunny so many times before you want to punch him in the face.
-Shauna (Why she's glad that Elitches is no longer Six Flags)

You know, I think the Six-Fingered Man from "The Princess Bride" would have been a really great pianist.
-Angela

Those who can't dance watch Dancing with the Stars and yell out "Oh, you can't do that in a Foxtrot!"
-Angela

Angela, you are singing too pretty.
-Britni Girard (Opening night note for Curtains)

My heart is full of unshed tears. I fear it will burst at any moment. It's going to be quite the spectacular mess when it blows.
-Angela

Welcome to driving on the interstate with Angela. I can guarantee that you will not die. However, I can't guarantee that you won't think you're going to die.
-Angela

I don't like my hot cocoa compromised in any way. Chocolate with chocolate, dipped in chocolate...with chocolate syrup.
-Angela

If they came out with an iLife, I would totally get one.
-Angela (re: the new Apple iPad)

Wow! That was the Fall of Adam right there!
-Angela (after watching a picture of Adam & Eve fall off the wall before a Sunday School lesson on the Fall of Adam.)

No, Desmond will be fine as long as he has his bullet-proof milk.
-Angela (on why Desmond won't die on LOST.)

I'm not lost! I know where I am, I just don't know where you are!
-Mikeal Macbeth

I saw The Drowsy Chaperone at the Lincoln Center, and Angela's vocals were superior.
-Tom Jones (re: my performance of "As We Stumble Along" in UIL's Broadway Showstoppers)

No, you have to clean up because I don't want to.
-Emily

If there is no chocolate in heaven, then it might as well be hell.
~Shauna

The lucky people in the world are those who can make a ton of money doing what they love. The rest of us do what we love for the love of it.
~Angela

Hey, you're the Pirates of Cous-aunts!
~Brian

It's not "IHOW"--International House of Waffles! You have to get pancakes!
~Angela

Is it wrong to say that I'm so sick of hearing "Don't Stop Believing" that I have now stopped believing?
~Angela

I want to be a criminal mastermind!
~Tyler (age 4)

I want a wet willy!
~Tyler (age 4)

I HAVE TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN!!
~Brayden (age 2 1/2)

*You'd be like me in Curtains
*Oh, okay. Wait...would I have to shave my head?
~CJ Kelly & Angela

I think the perfectness for a picture up close is inversely proportional to the IQ of the person
~Craig (Re: taking pictures with the wildlife in Yellowstone)

I just want to put her voice in a cage and feed it seeds.
~Anonymous (Overheard at an audition)

Don't eat me.
~Rebekah (age almost 3)

Everything that is outside that isn't made of people is nature.
~Emily (age 5 1/2)

You can only speak in a loud voice if you are quoting Star Wars.
~Josh Nelson

*Where do you go to church?
*A moose
~Amanda & Craig

Last one to the table gets the Greach!
~Brian

*But we had dessert. We had Tootsie Rolls!
*That's not dessert. That's just chocolate.
~Angela & Rebekah

I wish the phone would ring so you guys would stop thinking.
~Dave Clark (After Jon & Angela suggested a coin-operated pool table be put in the box office.)

Where is my doohickey?
~Craig

You know my wife is hot when she texts me "Where is my gun?"
~Neal

If I was eating lunch outside at a maximum security penitentiary, I would have felt less watched.
~Brian

And the pig shall lie down with the cow on my plate, and I shall cover them in barbeque sauce. And it will be GOOD!
~Angela

We probably would still lump him in with the "little kids", except now he's licensed to carry a gun.
~Angela

*I want hot chocolate, not hot chocolate-flavored water.
*Yeah, I don't want chocolate tea!
~Angela & Steph

But why is Thor in it?
~Angela (after seeing the trailer for "Snow White and Hunter".)

Why are you occupying Wal-Mart? Occupy Costco. They have free samples.
~Ian

Can you say "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"?
~Steph

*I might as well just put these directly into the couch.
*You might as well just put them directly into the vacuum cleaner.
~Angela & Robin (regarding the new Barbie shoes and sunglasses)

Since that was about your mother, that was the very definition of a Freudian Slip.
~Angela

You're dressed like a highlighter!
~Tyler (to Emily, who was wearing her day-glo green dance costume.)

I don't think Greek calories are worth that much right now.
~Craig Blackard

*Amanda, I don't want to be around when you birth your food baby.
*Neither do I.
~Steph & Amanda

No one would surrender to the Dread Captain Flower Pants!
~Brian

Angela Johnson is a joy to watch as Marian's mother with heart of gold (and an impressive Irish brogue.)
~Tom Jones (Review of "The Music Man" in The Coloradoan)

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My Revised Dream Roles List

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