Olympic Sports I'd Like to See:
- Synchronized Ski Jumping
- Bobsled Cross
- Celebrity Death Match Ice Dancing
- Curling/Figure Skating Hybrid (Skate your routine, but avoid the sliding stones)
- Half-Pipe for Skiers
- Giant Slalom Obstacle Course (Watch out for that moose!!!)
- Freestyle Biathlon (extra points for hitting the annoying guy with the cow bell)
- Cross Country Figure Skating (After skiing 100 miles to a secluded pond, then you have to skate your short program. Ski another 50 miles to a bigger pond and do your long program)
- Hockey Curling (can you imagine the hockey sticks you'd have to have to get that curling stone to budge?!)
- Real Skeleton (you go down the track on a real human skeleton...after which Dr. Temperance Brennan will tell you how that person died.)
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