Angela's Rambles: Strangest. Phone Call. Ever.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Strangest. Phone Call. Ever.

I'm not sure what just happened, but I do know that it may have been the strangest phone call I've ever gotten at work. And I've had some doozies!

Me: Good Morning, [Company name]
She: Yeah, I'm calling about your 1 bedroom on [address]. Is it still available?
Me: Yes, it is.
She: Well, I'm a lady. *Click*

Wha-wha-WHAT?! Seriously, that was it. I don't think I misheard her. Weird!!!!

1 comment:

Veronica and Ryan said...: Um, she's a lady, so I guess she is not interested? Not sure. That was weird.; August 19, 2009 at 5:18 PM

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We probably would still lump him in with the "little kids", except now he's licensed to carry a gun.
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Why are you occupying Wal-Mart? Occupy Costco. They have free samples.
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Can you say "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"?
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*I might as well just put these directly into the couch.
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Since that was about your mother, that was the very definition of a Freudian Slip.
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