Tangents, ramblings, commentary, and other random observations on my life and everything around me! Sit back and enjoy your excursion into my silliness & random way of thinking! Abandon sanity, all ye who enter here!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Flashback Friday
In honor of "Baby Brother"'s imminent arrival, today's flashback consists of 2 pictures:
If Life gave lemons that size, I'd chuck them back in Life's face, rather than making lemonade! -Angela (said after seeing a picture of a ginormous lemon)
He needs a Binky. -Emily (when baby George started crying at the hospital)
Ooh In-fin-dih-tee...and beyond!!! -Noah Witte (spelled how he says it!)
HOP, TWO, FWEE, FOUR! HOP, TWO, FWEE, FOUR! -Emily (copying the nurses in "South Pacific".)
Go go gadget Grandma! -Brian
I'm pretty sure George's first words are either going to be "Get off me!" or "Leave me alone!" -Angela
So, the Terrestrial Kingdom is going to be like an eternal single's ward? -Angela (or Shauna, or Lori...or all 3)
Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a fruit snack in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you had for breakfast. -Emily
I've exceeded my quota of crazy today. Can I go home early? -Angela (said to my boss)
I funny! -Rebekah (age 21 months)
If that song is the "Oklahoma!" of The Taffetas, can I fall on my knife after it's over? -Angela
Hey, I'm not the tent person in the family. I'm just the comic relief! -Angela
You can only see Bugs Bunny so many times before you want to punch him in the face. -Shauna (Why she's glad that Elitches is no longer Six Flags)
You know, I think the Six-Fingered Man from "The Princess Bride" would have been a really great pianist. -Angela
Those who can't dance watch Dancing with the Stars and yell out "Oh, you can't do that in a Foxtrot!" -Angela
Angela, you are singing too pretty. -Britni Girard (Opening night note for Curtains)
My heart is full of unshed tears. I fear it will burst at any moment. It's going to be quite the spectacular mess when it blows. -Angela
Welcome to driving on the interstate with Angela. I can guarantee that you will not die. However, I can't guarantee that you won't think you're going to die. -Angela
I don't like my hot cocoa compromised in any way. Chocolate with chocolate, dipped in chocolate...with chocolate syrup. -Angela
If they came out with an iLife, I would totally get one. -Angela (re: the new Apple iPad)
Wow! That was the Fall of Adam right there! -Angela (after watching a picture of Adam & Eve fall off the wall before a Sunday School lesson on the Fall of Adam.)
No, Desmond will be fine as long as he has his bullet-proof milk. -Angela (on why Desmond won't die on LOST.)
I'm not lost! I know where I am, I just don't know where you are! -Mikeal Macbeth
I saw The Drowsy Chaperone at the Lincoln Center, and Angela's vocals were superior. -Tom Jones (re: my performance of "As We Stumble Along" in UIL's Broadway Showstoppers)
No, you have to clean up because I don't want to. -Emily
If there is no chocolate in heaven, then it might as well be hell. ~Shauna
The lucky people in the world are those who can make a ton of money doing what they love. The rest of us do what we love for the love of it. ~Angela
Hey, you're the Pirates of Cous-aunts! ~Brian
It's not "IHOW"--International House of Waffles! You have to get pancakes! ~Angela
Is it wrong to say that I'm so sick of hearing "Don't Stop Believing" that I have now stopped believing? ~Angela
I want to be a criminal mastermind! ~Tyler (age 4)
I want a wet willy! ~Tyler (age 4)
I HAVE TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN!! ~Brayden (age 2 1/2)
*You'd be like me in Curtains *Oh, okay. Wait...would I have to shave my head? ~CJ Kelly & Angela
I think the perfectness for a picture up close is inversely proportional to the IQ of the person ~Craig (Re: taking pictures with the wildlife in Yellowstone)
I just want to put her voice in a cage and feed it seeds. ~Anonymous (Overheard at an audition)
Don't eat me. ~Rebekah (age almost 3)
Everything that is outside that isn't made of people is nature. ~Emily (age 5 1/2)
You can only speak in a loud voice if you are quoting Star Wars. ~Josh Nelson
*Where do you go to church? *A moose ~Amanda & Craig
Last one to the table gets the Greach! ~Brian
*But we had dessert. We had Tootsie Rolls! *That's not dessert. That's just chocolate. ~Angela & Rebekah
I wish the phone would ring so you guys would stop thinking. ~Dave Clark (After Jon & Angela suggested a coin-operated pool table be put in the box office.) Where is my doohickey? ~Craig
You know my wife is hot when she texts me "Where is my gun?" ~Neal
If I was eating lunch outside at a maximum security penitentiary, I would have felt less watched. ~Brian
And the pig shall lie down with the cow on my plate, and I shall cover them in barbeque sauce. And it will be GOOD! ~Angela
We probably would still lump him in with the "little kids", except now he's licensed to carry a gun. ~Angela
*I want hot chocolate, not hot chocolate-flavored water. *Yeah, I don't want chocolate tea! ~Angela & Steph
But why is Thor in it? ~Angela (after seeing the trailer for "Snow White and Hunter".)
Why are you occupying Wal-Mart? Occupy Costco. They have free samples. ~Ian
Can you say "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"? ~Steph
*I might as well just put these directly into the couch. *You might as well just put them directly into the vacuum cleaner. ~Angela & Robin (regarding the new Barbie shoes and sunglasses)
Since that was about your mother, that was the very definition of a Freudian Slip. ~Angela
You're dressed like a highlighter! ~Tyler (to Emily, who was wearing her day-glo green dance costume.)
I don't think Greek calories are worth that much right now. ~Craig Blackard
*Amanda, I don't want to be around when you birth your food baby. *Neither do I. ~Steph & Amanda
No one would surrender to the Dread Captain Flower Pants! ~Brian Angela Johnson is a joy to watch as Marian's mother with heart of gold (and an impressive Irish brogue.) ~Tom Jones (Review of "The Music Man" in The Coloradoan)
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